crispy

Not sure what to put here.

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

(via wal-kingtrav-esty)

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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(via dwightschroops)

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

(via dwightschroops)

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

themaskednegro:

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(via dwightschroops)

Me:seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me 7 months later:seriously though its time to pull my shit together

askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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(Source: askfallencas-archive, via thefaceless-wontsaveyou)

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

(Source: kittyzone, via fivethousandcats)

42hearts:

there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

(via benedick-cumberbum)

shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

(via shannonisnotsocool)

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