do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
|Me:||seriously though its time to pull my shit together|
|Me 7 months later:||seriously though its time to pull my shit together|
watching yourself being replaced by people better than you
there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at